Jon Pear (a.k.a. NeuroAster)

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In Uncategorized on June 11, 2007 at 1:21 am

If given the choice, hypothetically speaking, would you rather be an animal or a vegetable?

When was the last known instance when a vegetable hunted or killed another vegetable? When was the last known instance when a vegetable burned another vegetable at the stake? When was the last known instance when a vegetable was drafted to fight in a war? When was the last known instance when vegetables dropped an atomic bomb on a city?

When was the last known instance when a vegetable received an eviction notice from a landlord? When was the last known instance when vegetables were involved in a labor dispute?

When was the last known instance when a vegetable was told “YOU’RE FIRED” or “GET A JOB” ? When was the last known instance when a vegetable was told “EXPLAIN YOURSELF” or “SHUT UP” ?
When was the last known instance when a vegetable was on a three-year waiting-list for Vocational Rehabilitation?

When was the last known instance when a vegetable suffered from a nervous breakdown or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

When was the last known instance when a vegetable was accountable to a single shareholder or taxpayer? When was the last known instance when a vegetable made numerous unsuccessful attempts to quit smoking or heroin?

When was the last known instance when a vegetable was charged with a crime? When was the last known instance when a vegetable accidentally spilled a glass of milk and cried over it?

All in all, would you rather be an animal or a vegetable, hypothetically speaking?

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