Jon Pear (a.k.a. NeuroAster)

The Brain Food Diet :)

In Uncategorized on October 31, 2007 at 7:48 pm

What is “The Brain Food Diet” you ask? Simply a new idea I am proposing as a weight-loss technique πŸ™‚ I am not 100% percent sure what other lurking variables may (or may not) have contributed to my own personal weight-loss during the approximate 14-day period when I tried this technique myself, although I can assure you that I lost as many as 10 (count β€˜em 10) pounds during said 14-day period πŸ™‚

“How does The Brain Food Diet work?” you ask? Simply repeat to yourself over and over again “Every day, in every way, I am getting thinner and thinner” ; repeat this to yourself over and over again for a gradually increasing number of times each day πŸ™‚ My theory is that the neural activity involved in repeating this mantra to yourself causes you to psychosomatically lose weight πŸ™‚

The Brain Food Diet may not work for you as well as it has worked for me, but it sure is worth the old college try, right?

(Disclaimer: This is an entirely fictitious pile of crap on my part ; I sincerely hope you found it entertaining)

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