The palm of my hand has been finged by one of my fingers
Which finger finged has yet to be determined
Reliable sources report the finger was ruthless
Some sources claim a spider was spided
One reporter tried to interview an answer
The answer was busy answing at the time
Experts claim the news is sugar for the reader
The public is not insulted by the claim
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The palm of my hand has been finged by one of my fingers